Liability jokes

Balance

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Job Interview

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I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

Evidence

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If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

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