Liability jokes

Chapter

11 views · Anonymous Parrot · 11 months ago

Accounting Chapter 12: Long-term Liabilities (FULL TEXT)

Balance

1,925 views · Funny but sad. · 6 years ago

An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Vaccine

2 views · ligmaballs2.0 · 2 years ago

The image uses the Drake meme format. In the top panel, Drake is shown with a disapproving expression, hand up as if to say no, next to the text "Chance a virus with a 99.97% recovery rate." In the bottom panel, Drake is smiling and pointing with a finger, as if in agreement, next to the text "Alter my DNA from an experimental vaccine, with NO liability, from a corrupt industry." There is a text label FALSE in a red box on the left.

Liability memes

Balance

1,670 views · Anonymous · 9 years ago

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Job Interview

623 views · Anonymous · 9 years ago

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

Suicide

372 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

Suicide

274 views · RMG · 7 years ago

What makes suicide illegal?

Getting caught.

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