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Anonymous
7 years ago

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉

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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.

    I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"

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