What’s an orphan’s least favourite drink?
Milk. Because no one came back with any.
I walked pass by a orphanage, the orphan started to call me names and I said " A least I have a family".
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
Doctor: I have bad news. Man: What? Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. Man: Oh, no... Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's. Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
What’s the difference a mistake and an orphan
At least the mistake was loved
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
what's the difference between me and an orphan At least my dad came back
What is an emos least favourite game? Fruit ninja
POV: Wine Taster in hell
I was, sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. this silhouette begins to speak, "you have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. how do you plead?" the man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit. "guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like I will take any punishment you deem fit." very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request." out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. the boy says "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." the boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, Taste like chicken."
Stephen hawking least favorite song is- I still standing
What is an orphans least favorite snack?
“Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels”
What's a orphans least favourite joke? Dad jokes
What is a necrophile's least favourite game
The walking dead
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
Q: What's a Ships Least Favorite Food A: IceBurg-ERS
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.” Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me”
Some locked me out of my house today.... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
Comebacks when someone say Bully: Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic. Say: At least its brighter than your future
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Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday? Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day. Teacher: Why is that your least favorite? Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive. Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
