Lean jokes

So, a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital, and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on.

Doctor: "So, your wife, she is paralyzed from the neck down."

And as the doctor goes on, he says all the things the man must do for her, like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says, "Why, WHY ME!"

Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the man's ear and says, "I'm just fuckin' with you, she's DEAD!"

Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.