Lbs jokes

A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?

or

Drink a gallon of sperm?

What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.

The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.

According to the pole 💈.

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?

Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?

BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.

BLM.

Biden Loves Bisexuality.

Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard.

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

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