Kurt Cobain jokes
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.