Knock jokes
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.