Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
What game did Knights play most often
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
