Kinship Jokes

Orphan

When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.

Orphan

What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?

A family photo.

People

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

Orphan

What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?

A family portrait.