Kinship jokes
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.