Kinship Jokes

Orphan

What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?

A family photo.

Orphan

What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

One of them has a family tree.

Orphan

What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

Orphan

When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.