Kinship jokes

Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."

Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"

Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."

Orphan: "Why?"

Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."

What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?

A family photo.

What does an orphan call a family picture?

A selfie.

What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

One of them has a family tree.

When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸

What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?

What do you call a picture of an orphan?

A family photo.

What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

What do you call a family photo with an orphan?

A selfie.

What do you call one orphan taking a photo?

A family photo.

If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.

What do you call an orphan's family reunion?

Alone time.

What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?

A selfie.

When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family picture.

What is an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

Family photo.

What is it called when orphans take a selfie?

A family photo.

What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.