Kinship jokes
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.