Kinship jokes
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."