Kinship Jokes

Orphan

What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?

A family portrait/A selfie.

Orphan

What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?

Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"

Orphan

What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

One of them has a family tree.

Orphan

Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.

Orphan: Go on then.

Me: Your family tree.