Kim Kardashian jokes

Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?

A: Stop littering!

What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?

They both have plastic in them.

So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"