Kim

Kim Jokes

People

Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?

A: Stop littering!

Space

What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

Plastic

What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?

They both have plastic in them.

Meat

The best quote by Kim Jong Un:

"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."

Feminist

What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has rights.

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  • Misunderstanding

    When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.

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