Kim jokes
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.