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Florida Man

CrackedRuby_alt · 2 years ago

    • Oop

    A tweet from CBS News stating that a Florida man was arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play Yahtzee for 36 hours straight. The tweet includes the man's mugshot.
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    • Last Word

    Anonymous · 6 months ago

    • Kidnapper: "Any last words?" Me: "i know karate!"

    A young girl with long brown hair, wide eyes, and an open mouth, looking as if she is screaming or shouting. She holds her hands up in a dramatic or defensive gesture. She wears a light-colored t-shirt with a faint design. The background shows white louvered doors and a dark doorframe.
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    • Shotgun

    C A S N O V A · 3 years ago

    • yes

    The image shows a close-up of an anime character with yellow hair and pink cheeks looking down. The text above the character reads, "When you called shotgun but the kidnapper still put you in the trunk."
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