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22 views · Anonymous · 3 days ago

Kidnapper: "Any last words?" Me: "i know karate!"

A young girl with long brown hair, wide eyes, and an open mouth, looking as if she is screaming or shouting. She holds her hands up in a dramatic or defensive gesture. She wears a light-colored t-shirt with a faint design. The background shows white louvered doors and a dark doorframe.
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    17 views · Docile Dolphinfish · 3 days ago

    Kidnapper: want a snack? Me: if you think you can kiddnap me with snacks you are apsalutly right now gimme the snacks pls

    A young girl with long brown hair and wide eyes looks directly at the camera. She is holding a light pink plush toy with brown eyes and a light blue nose, which covers her mouth and chin.
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