Keller

Keller Jokes

Gift

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

Helen Keller

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"

Orphan

What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.

Inspiration

Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?

She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!

Helen Keller

How do you know when Helen Keller is home?

Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!

Tennis

What is the definition of "Endless Love"?

Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!

Helen Keller

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.

Helen Keller

Who was the meanest man in the world?

He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.