Jordan jokes
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
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Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
"Dustin Jordan Manna should have been an abortion."