Jong jokes
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
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Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh馃挄馃挄馃挄
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
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When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.