Richter Scale jokes
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
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