You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Skydiving Rule
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smooth-brain. If you jump out of a plane without a parachute, you skydive once and then you splatter. You only need the chute if you want to survive to jump a second time. Basic physics, kid.
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