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I'm 5 your a homosexaul couple in a dead end marrige going on a worst jokes website because your life is shit you should really treat yourselves NOW!!

yeah says the once who post worse then wose jokes ever

That's the whole ponit though to post dumb shit that doesn't make any sense but Im sorry here's your Reddit gold Sir. you have the best taste in rumor possable and truly are one of thr funnies people ever born I hope you will forgwt funny lord

How high are you lemme guess higher then juice wrlds sol

mmmhmmm............ yeah no...................

I can't and wont cause... well..... just cause

give me a sec i gotta do something brb

ight bet i gotta take a test real quick u think ull still be on

tyler would you like to speak with me

what person anyonyamus is the kid on your right im the kid behind u

they seem a lil dumb founded

Oh he made a horrible joke so i commented saying it was trash then we pretty much went ham on eachother and now we friends

just read the messages stupid

dey was doin dat on purpose idjit

I have no idea where they done went

and they said this a while probably in kidergaton rn

yeah i know cause i called him a 5 yo

idk i just called him 5 read the other chat

shut up you damn beannnnnnn can

his last words were Heil this *bang*

someone knows the refreence

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bro tyler you got the brain size of a fucking pebble stfu

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MY GUY YOUR BRAIN IS A GODAMN ATOM

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yesterday i copy and pasted an among us character in this and thats what came out and 5 hours later someone copy and pasted the same thing not knowing what it was and it killed me

someone flipped me off in class and i forgor that he wasnt in the comments with us

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you need to hart some bitches

bruh u should of seen out other one

Why you in fuckin german copy and paster

SPEAK A LANGUAGE I KNOW FUCKFACE

Ha tommy just got crop dusted

MaN dIs SoMe bUlLsHiT I oNlY kNoW kOrEaN

ok now we just went full on russan

негры должны умереть должны умереть советское правление нацисты слюни пускают

ill be ablw to talke at 2:10

I'm in British Columbia so rn it's 12:36pm

bro tyler shut yo stanky bitch ass up hoe i will backhand slap yo ugly ass so hard it will send you to the cracker galaxy where you belong

you guys play on xbox?

MY GUY WHAT DID I EVEN DO TO YOU MAN

whats your name

ill friend you went I get home for preschoool

ill add you guys later

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What are you talking bout.

boy things sure are getting real

LOL thats actually kind of funny

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i will not click that link

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did he click the link

Wiat is just a search ingine

BRO YOU CAN CHANGE THE RESTRICTIONS ON IT WTF IS THIS

what the hell is right

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copy and paste that into your url

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Immagine someone saying that

big booty dudes are hot

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YOUR SO UNFUNY

CRACKER

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i just ran my fingers across my keyboard and out came kadomwhu

ohohhocoolohoho

me still no understand

U AFRAID TO SPEAK MY LANGUAGe PUSSAY

thanks that helps alot

nideul da yeosmeog-eo

The milisecond i look up i see you get suckerpunched in the face with you id

tu quid agis goody mea cohors

After seeing your small pp

i have alt accounts

several of em

Idiot your on the other side of the country i live in florida

I guess your name suits you though

How do you like it in alaska

My mom doesn’t even live in florida

So how do you like it in 5209 Monroe Ct Fairbanks Alaska?

Oh wow you have my address

Let me go and get Alfred Nobel

And have him give you the Nobel Prize

ill use whatever account i want you lopsided piece of half baked chicago noodle

You’re account has a different name but you still have the same pfp? ;-;

But not toxic steal-moms-credit-card-for-robux kids

You’re either a kid or a thirty eight year old neckbeard who lives in his mom’s basement and plays anime games all day

That wasn’t me, that was your McDonalds-addict american lgbtq+ activist mom

I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one

Thanks. I’ll be sure to keep that one in my book

Well yeah i’m white and have fabulous taste

idk what to say about that one

No I mean it’s so bad Lamo

I will fight you and rescue my mom

Alright well don’t strain your back hauling her out of my basement

Ahem i only speak american

Your roasts are almost as pathetic as your life

i’m almost at your house

I’m in Canada heading to alaska

Chrome ip grabber extension

You can’t unless you have Tor or DuckDuckGo

not to mention that i have vpn so…

You’re just trying to stop me from getting your IP

Like i said i have vpn and if you’re too foolish to understand that then i’ll let you waste your time

lamo igloo i knew you were stupid but this is just

I’m stupid for not falling for your reverse psychology?

I left for a whole day genius

No you didn’t i said i use vpn

Fine i didn’t get it but i got your real name

You literally just said you got it idiot

i’m in alaska looking for you

I know where you are genius i have your fricking address

I wonder how long we can make this

Rogelioneun gei osgeol-iibnida

im pretty sure thats right

I can download a korean keybaord so i type it

never mind i can just change my keyboard region in settings

heheeeheehhhshshhssshhhshahahahaha

spill your secrets wizard!

나는 물건을 알고있다

I Guess youll just have to figure it out

*silence as he still tries to figure it out*

oh u wanna be mean to me now

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

now all you have to do to do it

take another step toward me and ill snap you in half like a pencil

go to communtiy guys

no u faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

gggggggggggggggggg

how do i change lang of keyboard mannnnnnnnnnnnnn

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i cantttttttttttttttttttttt mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

the way u spelled retarded is pronounced retarode

TELLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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you have to do it in settings

thank you

WHY YOU DO tHIS

haha its funnyt becasue his name is big black n--

i find this offensive

thats what your truck is rn

some nig nig sends me furry diapear shit por n

bye bye ifunny

3 paged to find this rip

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im not even going to question it

Gay people need to get their facts strait

does aidan know about this chat

Man what did i do to you

Who is everybody?

Anonyamous is rogelio

I'm James.

He just like to crush everyone

reckit ralph that bitch

No you just changed your username

i cant see ur messages

rogelio close out and rejoin i cant see your messages

oh Привет, товарищ oh oh

shut it oh oh oh

if cameron sucks say I

You got a dig bick.

You that read wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you that read wrong as well.

You just went and back checked.

You reread of all that.

You have a pet wussy.

You that read wrong…

You need mental help.

sorry havent been talking

oh now is etting me type

wasnt letting me type

i had a apple today feeling cool

damn I mis being xd