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    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, you knucklehead. You, XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, seem like you don't get things, so let me explain. See, the joke is that "mooves" sounds like "moves." Cows make a "moo" sound, and they "move" around. The pun, get it? A "pun" is a joke that makes use of words that sound alike. That is literally all it is, and even someone like you should understand it.

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    • I'm 5 your a homosexaul couple in a dead end marrige going on a worst jokes website because your life is shit you should really treat yourselves NOW!!

    yeah says the once who post worse then wose jokes ever

    That's the whole ponit though to post dumb shit that doesn't make any sense but Im sorry here's your Reddit gold Sir. you have the best taste in rumor possable and truly are one of thr funnies people ever born I hope you will forgwt funny lord

    How high are you lemme guess higher then juice wrlds sol

    mmmhmmm............ yeah no...................

    I can't and wont cause... well..... just cause

    give me a sec i gotta do something brb

    ight bet i gotta take a test real quick u think ull still be on

    tyler would you like to speak with me

    what person anyonyamus is the kid on your right im the kid behind u

    they seem a lil dumb founded

    Oh he made a horrible joke so i commented saying it was trash then we pretty much went ham on eachother and now we friends

    just read the messages stupid

    dey was doin dat on purpose idjit

    I have no idea where they done went

    and they said this a while probably in kidergaton rn

    yeah i know cause i called him a 5 yo

    idk i just called him 5 read the other chat

    shut up you damn beannnnnnn can

    his last words were Heil this *bang*

    someone knows the refreence

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    bro tyler you got the brain size of a fucking pebble stfu

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    yesterday i copy and pasted an among us character in this and thats what came out and 5 hours later someone copy and pasted the same thing not knowing what it was and it killed me

    someone flipped me off in class and i forgor that he wasnt in the comments with us

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    you need to hart some bitches

    bruh u should of seen out other one

    Why you in fuckin german copy and paster

    SPEAK A LANGUAGE I KNOW FUCKFACE

    Ha tommy just got crop dusted

    MaN dIs SoMe bUlLsHiT I oNlY kNoW kOrEaN

    ok now we just went full on russan

    негры должны умереть должны умереть советское правление нацисты слюни пускают

    ill be ablw to talke at 2:10

    I'm in British Columbia so rn it's 12:36pm

    bro tyler shut yo stanky bitch ass up hoe i will backhand slap yo ugly ass so hard it will send you to the cracker galaxy where you belong

    you guys play on xbox?

    MY GUY WHAT DID I EVEN DO TO YOU MAN

    whats your name

    ill friend you went I get home for preschoool

    ill add you guys later

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    What are you talking bout.

    boy things sure are getting real

    LOL thats actually kind of funny

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    i will not click that link

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    did he click the link

    Wiat is just a search ingine

    BRO YOU CAN CHANGE THE RESTRICTIONS ON IT WTF IS THIS

    what the hell is right

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    monkr

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    YOUR SO UNFUNY

    CRACKER

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    i just ran my fingers across my keyboard and out came kadomwhu

    ohohhocoolohoho

    me still no understand

    U AFRAID TO SPEAK MY LANGUAGe PUSSAY

    thanks that helps alot

    nideul da yeosmeog-eo

    The milisecond i look up i see you get suckerpunched in the face with you id

    tu quid agis goody mea cohors

    After seeing your small pp

    i have alt accounts

    several of em

    Idiot your on the other side of the country i live in florida

    I guess your name suits you though

    How do you like it in alaska

    My mom doesn’t even live in florida

    So how do you like it in 5209 Monroe Ct Fairbanks Alaska?

    Oh wow you have my address

    Let me go and get Alfred Nobel

    And have him give you the Nobel Prize

    ill use whatever account i want you lopsided piece of half baked chicago noodle

    You’re account has a different name but you still have the same pfp? ;-;

    But not toxic steal-moms-credit-card-for-robux kids

    You’re either a kid or a thirty eight year old neckbeard who lives in his mom’s basement and plays anime games all day

    That wasn’t me, that was your McDonalds-addict american lgbtq+ activist mom

    I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one

    Thanks. I’ll be sure to keep that one in my book

    Well yeah i’m white and have fabulous taste

    idk what to say about that one

    No I mean it’s so bad Lamo

    I will fight you and rescue my mom

    Alright well don’t strain your back hauling her out of my basement

    Ahem i only speak american

    Your roasts are almost as pathetic as your life

    i’m almost at your house

    I’m in Canada heading to alaska

    Chrome ip grabber extension

    You can’t unless you have Tor or DuckDuckGo

    not to mention that i have vpn so…

    You’re just trying to stop me from getting your IP

    Like i said i have vpn and if you’re too foolish to understand that then i’ll let you waste your time

    lamo igloo i knew you were stupid but this is just

    I’m stupid for not falling for your reverse psychology?

    I left for a whole day genius

    No you didn’t i said i use vpn

    Fine i didn’t get it but i got your real name

    You literally just said you got it idiot

    i’m in alaska looking for you

    I know where you are genius i have your fricking address

    I wonder how long we can make this

    Rogelioneun gei osgeol-iibnida

    im pretty sure thats right

    I can download a korean keybaord so i type it

    never mind i can just change my keyboard region in settings

    heheeeheehhhshshhssshhhshahahahaha

    spill your secrets wizard!

    나는 물건을 알고있다

    I Guess youll just have to figure it out

    *silence as he still tries to figure it out*

    oh u wanna be mean to me now

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

    now all you have to do to do it

    take another step toward me and ill snap you in half like a pencil

    go to communtiy guys

    no u faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    how do i change lang of keyboard mannnnnnnnnnnnnn

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    i cantttttttttttttttttttttt mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    the way u spelled retarded is pronounced retarode

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    you have to do it in settings

    thank you

    WHY YOU DO tHIS

    haha its funnyt becasue his name is big black n--

    i find this offensive

    thats what your truck is rn

    some nig nig sends me furry diapear shit por n

    bye bye ifunny

    3 paged to find this rip

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    im not even going to question it

    Gay people need to get their facts strait

    does aidan know about this chat

    Man what did i do to you

    Who is everybody?

    Anonyamous is rogelio

    I'm James.

    He just like to crush everyone

    reckit ralph that bitch

    No you just changed your username

    i cant see ur messages

    rogelio close out and rejoin i cant see your messages

    oh Привет, товарищ oh oh

    shut it oh oh oh

    if cameron sucks say I

    You got a dig bick.

    You that read wrong.

    You read that wrong too.

    Maybe you that read wrong as well.

    You just went and back checked.

    You reread of all that.

    You have a pet wussy.

    You that read wrong…

    You need mental help.

    sorry havent been talking

    oh now is etting me type

    wasnt letting me type

    i had a apple today feeling cool

    damn I mis being xd

    Dim Narwhal

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