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One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."

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The humor comes from a wordplay. The kid asks what gave away the fact that he was an orphan, expecting the answer to be a condition such as his clothes. Instead, the response was "his parents". It is not possible for an orphan to have his parents, and this answer indicates that the kid's parents have passed away, and the fact that he is an orphan is obvious due to the absence of parents.

Comments (26)

That is mean as hell

It’s suppost to be mean and it is tight but bare funny 😂😂😂

I AGREE THAT IS MEAN

🤣🤣😂

THIS IS THE BEST ONE IVE EVER SEEN 😂😭

yo that's messed up no cap but dam that was funny as fuck

Bro it's just a joke don't take it seriously

my friend made the same joke his name is jude

ok that is so true. great job. I still think I could top it with: why are orphans so afraid to get maried? they don't know what it feels like to have a family.

I do not understand why orphan jokes are funny, orphans are people without family, who are homeless, who are possible in terrible conditions, and if they really want to find someone to help them, they are not going to help them. That is a terrible way to act with them. I would hate to be made fun of! You guys are just toxic, rude and cruel! There is no point or kindness to joke or make jokes about orphans.

It isn't directed at orphans, it's just a joke. Pretty sure persons on this site won't say that to an orphan. If you don't like the jokes, then why are you here?

Gwen do you not know what a joke is

Best one yet also gwen Y TF R U ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE PAGE ONNLY COMMENTING ON ORPHAN JOKES SAYING THEY R BAD JUST FUCKING LEAVE

That's messed up but funny

welp this joke is the best joke oh history. or even this website whole. I FUCKING LOVE THESE JOKES XDX DXDXDXDXDXD

The Orphan got rekt

Gwen I’m an orphan and this is pure humour