Surprise Adoption

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

Explanation

Experiment

The joke plays on the absurdity of calling kidnapping 'surprise adoption'. It's funny because adoption is a legal and usually joyful process, while kidnapping is a serious crime. Using the term 'surprise adoption' is a funny euphemism for an illegal and harmful act, highlighting the dark humor of the situation.