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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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stupid much?

I agree with Jane this is really f*ckin stupid

Oh my gosh I need to do a big fat poo! There is no toilet nearby just computers in the library what do i do. It's coming it's gonna fall!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yass queen

I MADE A PUN ABOUT THIS AND I POSTED IT ON SHORT JOKES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

your both gonna need a bank loan because of the law suits

jf

How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make It laugh

Ten Tickles

Lol πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

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ha ha funny have some other jokes for my sis.

bully that is fat: i bet you go to McDonald's just to get rabies regular kid: I know you not talking to me you can barely walk thats why you need a cane

bully that is fat: i bet you go to McDonald's just to get rabies regular kid: I know you not talking to me you can barely walk thats why you need a cane to walk. me: LMAOOOOOOOOO

bully that is fat: i bet you go to McDonald's just to get rabies. regular kid: I know you not talking to me you can barely walk thats why you need a cane to walk. me: LMAOOOOOOOOO

I told that one to my mom btw, she thinks I just made it up and she's got no idea that all the jokes I tell her are from the internet. lol

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Honestly this has to be the best pun I’ve ever heard

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Lol thats fucking funny! I would of pushed her over, knocked her out, stole her money out of her account and tell her that β€œTwo balances don’t make a right”

What the mother fucking shit πŸ’•πŸ€£

but you did what she asked........

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