I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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Dr cheeseburger π
That is such a good pun I love it
Dr. Hot Dog
OMFG YASSSS
Elizabeth
???
jane
stupid much?
Hater
I agree with Jane this is really f*ckin stupid
I NEED A POO TOILET
Oh my gosh I need to do a big fat poo! There is no toilet nearby just computers in the library what do i do. It's coming it's gonna fall!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yass queen
kaitlyn.keo
I MADE A PUN ABOUT THIS AND I POSTED IT ON SHORT JOKES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
star
your both gonna need a bank loan because of the law suits
4k
jf
Tentacles
How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make It laugh
Ten Tickles
Panchbhaya Hannah
That is not a joke or a riddle
Panchbhaya Hannah
Thatβs silly
809killersYT
Lol
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zeno
here weight
Gwen
love it!
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bella
ha ha funny have some other jokes for my sis.
Maria
bully that is fat: i bet you go to McDonald's just to get rabies regular kid: I know you not talking to me you can barely walk thats why you need a cane
Maai
bully that is fat: i bet you go to McDonald's just to get rabies regular kid: I know you not talking to me you can barely walk thats why you need a cane to walk. me: LMAOOOOOOOOO
LOL
bully that is fat: i bet you go to McDonald's just to get rabies. regular kid: I know you not talking to me you can barely walk thats why you need a cane to walk. me: LMAOOOOOOOOO
Gwen
I told that one to my mom btw, she thinks I just made it up and she's got no idea that all the jokes I tell her are from the internet. lol
Cassidee
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old man across thestreet
lololololololol
Gwen
Lol
Meh
Honestly this has to be the best pun Iβve ever heard
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Pullout King
Lol thats fucking funny! I would of pushed her over, knocked her out, stole her money out of her account and tell her that βTwo balances donβt make a rightβ
KKwow π
@Pullout King Bro πππ stfu
Random
Funny >_<
Anonymous
What the mother fucking shit ππ€£
Derek
Awesome
Anonymous
is she ok because THAT WAS FUNNY
Will knott
Weird
β¨Jassyβ¨
lol
#ONLY.THE.BEST.
i am gonna end up doing that t someone day
Kanandran
but you did what she asked........
Anonymous
Too fucking corny
Anonymous
Not f ing
Anonymous
Tucking dang it
Anonymous
Sorry
The real banana cat 123
Bruhβ¦β¦
Anonymous
hhhhahahahaha funny joke
owen
yaaaaaaas