What do you get when you cut an onion? Onion Jizz
What did the blond say abou the new Iphone. Krabby patty jizz sandwich
He jizzes canned cheese.
Q:Why did the chip run away? A:His saucy friend tried to jizz on him
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
