Jizz jokes

What do you get when you cut an onion?

Onion jizz.

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

He jizzes canned cheese.

Q: Why did the chip run away?

A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.

Charizarding.

When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.