What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
He jizzes canned cheese.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
