Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually." Little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor.
Jeremy Jokes
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
Jeremy likes to kiss men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
