Japanese people

Japanese people jokes

Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?

Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.

Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?

Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?

Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.

Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?

Because they are afraid of American airdrops.