"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
Jack Sparrow Jokes
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
Why is the rum gone?
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!