Italian cuisine jokes

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?

Spaghett-hehe.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta-way.

SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.