Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
