Invincibility jokes

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.

Weed: *gets hit by his own power*

Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?

Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?

Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."

Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!

Red: snooore, snoooore

Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

Chuck VS RED

Both LOSE!

Goku solos.

Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.

There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.