Invincibility jokes

Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.

Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.

There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Chuck Norris and Time had a race.

Result: Time is still running...