Invincibility jokes

Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.

Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.

There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.