Intrusive thought jokes

Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?

A. An intrusive thot.

I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.

Are you suicide, 'cause you're always on my mind?

There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.

Will my suicidal thoughts leave me too if I get attached to them?

I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."