Intolerance

Intolerance Jokes

Dairy

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

Orphan

Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

Orphan

Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?

Because their dad never came back with milk.

Lactose

"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Pokémon

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!

Cow

What do you call a cow with no toes?

Lac-toes intolerant.

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  • Alien

    Things said by racist aliens:

    "Some of my best friends are Green."

    "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."

    "You're very pretty for a Purple girl."

    "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"

    "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."

    "You 2-headed people are so stupid!"

    "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."

    "Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"

    "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

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