I met a man named Jebidiah, on X-Box Live.
What will Donald trump build in our devices? - A firewall
What's a skeleton's favorite meme? Ken Bone
I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Then: You want free candy? Now: You want free wi-fi?
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection
A pedophile is chatting on the internet : "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
