Intercept jokes

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.

You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.