Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH
What's the most played game in Africa? The Hunger Games.
My therapist told me, "Time to heal all wounds", so I shot him in the nuts.
Now we wait...
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself....they were making sexual faces as well, oh and don't forget the moaning they do.
(Not originally my joke, I found this joke somewhere a few months back) An Emo kid in a tree falls, at the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kids rope and noose.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their RHYMES
What does gum in my dick have in common? Both get chewed on by a little kids
What does a pregnant slave and pay less sale have in common Buy one get one free
In 2001 my parents took me to 911 i was soaring towards it with excitement
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week he swears by it, but he’s in denial
💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*
me: brings in missing child police: omg this kid has been missing for 3 months. here is your reward me: oh, cool
NEXT DAY
me: brings in 8 other kids
police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@MacMiller so your admitting u
use da N WORD???
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He had the pass anyway. In inertia I swear he say
"all you niggas old news" hence the bleep. As
well In Shut the front door he says "I'm clearly a
Wigger" Yes that's right, with the hard R! I agree tho
man, Mac really was that (N)Wigga 8real.
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Pretty sure the bleep in inertia is Ariana or my ex or
my old bitch something like that but in reference to
her
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MaclsLife OP 4h
Shit you may be right, but i like the idea of him
saying the N Word!!
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