Infanticide jokes

Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.

How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.