Inefficiency jokes
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
You're really...
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
Community talk
so yk those teachers that have the 'one table at a time' approach, when they will assist you ONLY when they are done with all the other tables before yours? even when you finished your work WAY before she reaches the table and before you know it, it is the end of the period?