Inappropriateness jokes
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
My mum touched my friend, but she wasn’t the she’s only 12.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
Susie was in her mother's room one night, as her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse; her boobs, plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will I get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few years. Her mother told Susie to find her father and say goodnight.
So Susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering. Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her father's dick. Shocked, Susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, and he said Susie would get it after her mother went to bed.
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"