What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
Q: How do you know a wishing well works? A: If your mother-in-law falls down it
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law..... an out-law is wanted.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can't stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".
what do you call a priest that graduated from law school
father in law
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day, I love being a hitman
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11. Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday God being a sniper is so fun
I took my mother in law out today...
I love being a sniper...
