What does the 14 year old and the fetus inside her have in common. They both say, "Ohh sh*t my mom is going to kill me."
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common? CANCER! Jks they are both fun to laugh at.
What does a rock and a girl have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What dose the orphan have in common with Batman they both lost their parents.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing they both get cut
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common? Everyone gets a turn ;)
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common
its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years
what do gasses and asses have in common? they both have asses in them!
2 weeks here
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on and they sometimes choke you.
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
What do me and a casino machine have in common. It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
