Illegal activities jokes

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.

What's the most illegal activity in Africa?

Watering the plants.

Why did the ducky get arrested?

He got caught selling quack.

How do you get away with rape?

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).

I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].