Ill Eagle jokes
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 馃槀
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!