Ill Eagle jokes

What do you call a sick eagle?

Ill-eagle! 😂

By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.

Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?

Because it's ill-eagle.

What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?

A beagle!

What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?

Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).