Icebox jokes
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
A woman went out on a date and said, “I’m thirty-one with the body of a sixteen-year-old.” The man responded, “Wanna show me? 😏” The woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “Take a look.”
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.