Ice Cream machine jokes

In honor of Diddy:

The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.