I Like Trains jokes

Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!

Man: Die, potato!

Potato: *screams*

I like trains.

Kid: I like trains.

Man: No, wait!

Train: *kills man*

I like trains.

*train hits him*

The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.

You wanna know why I love trains?

They end my suffering.

I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."