Hunger Games

Hunger Games jokes

Book

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I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

Africa

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I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.

Difference

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What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

Mama

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Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Weapon

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What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?

A rainbow.