Hunger Games

Hunger Games Jokes

Book

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

Plagiarism

I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.

Africa

I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.

Difference

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

Mama

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Event

Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.

Weapon

What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?

A rainbow.

Mama

Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!

This ain't your mama's monologue.