How Are You Jokes

Hi, how are you today?

Hey John, how are you going?

Helium, yeah good, what about you?

(Hey Liam)

How are you?

Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking, so he asked him, "Sir, are you drunk?" The man responds, "No, sir, I'm not drunk." So the officer asks, "How high are you?" And the man responds, "No sir, it's 'Hi, how are you?'"

This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."