Hotter jokes

Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.

Father: "That's great, son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Tina is actually your sister."

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later:

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again, and she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great, son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhhh, I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."

This went on a couple of times, and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: "Mum, I am so mad at Dad! I fell in love with six girls, but I can't date any of them because Daddy is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says:

"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your father!"

My hair strainer is hotter than you.

Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.

Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.

Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."

So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"

And then she died.

What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?

Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.

How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?

Ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin' hot body.

What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

I would roast you but you're already so hot.