Jake grabbed lina's thigh and said "WHy don't we have sex? I rly wanna see your boobs I bet they're hot." "Yeah they are." She took her chlothes of and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRYED AND KISSED HIS SISTERS BUTT SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady "WOOW SHES HOT." HE picks her up and pee;s on her and says Hi lady lets have sex.
Hey this is to Orphans are ugly, We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am i and orphans rly are ugly!!!!
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE MY WIFE GOR HOT BY A BUS!!! AND I LOST MY JOB AS A BUS DRIVER!!
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk tp the nearest gas station a few miles back. One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire hot wheels
hi ima girl gamer looking for a hot bf
Comments of Gwen in her bra!
Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!
Heo: dude stop! Who the hell got this!
prince/ mr tallie: hey stop!
YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!
Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!
Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!
Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
me: *opens a bag of hot cheetos in class*- all my friends: hey bro can i have sum- people i dont know: Pleaze lemme have some PLEAZE i'll be your best friend- people i say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
do you have a sunburn or you just always this hot
my bf: knock knock me:whos there my bf:ice cream me:ice cream who my bf: ice cream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body
Why was the stadium so hot? Because all the fans left!
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog
This is a classic,
Why did the Dog go into the fire? Because it wanted to be a hot Dog
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
Cuz all the fans have left.
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me but it just made him sweat.
